there are only 3 types of girls
- girls who loved dragons too much in elementary school
- girls who loved wolves too much in elementary school
- girls who loved horses too much in elementary school
that’s every flavor of girl there is
I WAS THE DRAGON ONE
I loved the simpsons too much
I WAS THE WOLF ONE
I WAS THE FIRST, THE SECOND AND THE THIRD ONE
IS THAT WHAT TURNED YOU GAY?!
No. Girls turned me gay.